Once upon a time there was a Great Princess captured by a Great Dragon and a Great Knight tries to save her.
Having been defeated by the Great Dragon before, a new tactic must be had. Armor to protect the Great Knight from the flames.
And we’re off!
The Great Knight with his heavy armor, and poor horse with a sore back, make it to the top of the mountain.
Slowly he walks towards the Great Dragon in his heavy armor. Slowly…..very slowly.
After many agonizing minutes, the Great Knight arrives to confront the Great Dragon, who is very annoyed that it took so long to get to this point.
The Great Dragon beathes fire.
The Knight is still standing. So the Great Dragon breathes more fire.
The Great Knight is melted into a pool of iron.